Tagged: asos

PLEASE MUMMY / WISHLIST / VOL I

When I’m a broke ass bitch the only thing I can think about is why I’m being denied the means to buy pretty things. Here’s my current list of demands.

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ASOS bomber jacket, the high street version of the Acne one I’m lusting after.

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As much as his first men’s collection under Saint Laurent Paris wound me up, I still really appreciate Hedi as a photographer. Available from LN-CC.

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This is probably as summery as I’ll get, tbh. Available at Topshop

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Givenchy boots, on sale!

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Airtex is summery, right? From The Ragged Priest

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Givenchy Black Dahlia Noir.

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I know, I know, another day, another dungaree. This pleather bad boy is from Miss Selfridge.

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KFC Boneless Banquet. Don’t judge me.

D ON A B

Despite being more than a bit blind, more than a bit deaf,  slightly completely unobservant and perhaps most importantly, terrified of cycling (and hat hair) I am set to become the scourge of the roads. Here is my new faithful steed.

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When I told my mother about this out of character purchase, she said “I’ve got a spazmo reflective vest your nan had for her moped, do you want it?” Despite the charming mental image of my long dead, chain smoking, moped riding German nan tearing through the mean streets of Bristol’s Westbury Village in it, that’s not a look I’m keen to replicate myself.

The popularisation of bicycles among the more fashion conscious of us has led to a Wikipedia page dedicated to ‘cycle chic‘, a bicycle street style book and a slew of bicycle style blogs (check out the Sartorialist’s ‘Bicycle’ tag here) replete with endless photos of Alexa Chung, Agyness Deyn, Mary Kate Olsen et al on their two wheelers.

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Chanel even does it’s own, complete with quilted handlebars and a 2.55 saddle bag. Naturally.

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With all of this bike style envy in mind, and not a “spazmo vest” in sight, here’s my dreamy bike wear wishlist:

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Trainers, Barneys
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Helmet, Cycle Chic

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Dungaree, Asos

acne1Amazing unzippable jacket, Acne

giv1Backpack, Givenchy

HIGH END TO HIGH STREET: LANVIN SS13

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Here’s Kasia Strauss in Look #8 from Lanvin’s SS13 collection, described by Alber Elbaz as being focused around “deconstructed classicism.”

This look serves up a solution to that difficult “I work in an office at a swimming pool. I need something both sporty and tailored, with the added option for Baywatch moments. What do I wear to work?” situation we’re all bound to find ourselves in at some point in our lives.

Here’s how to do deconstructed swimming pool office classicism pon de cheap:

 

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Asos £8

LANVIN ann taylor

Ann Taylor £67

LANVIN camilla and marc

Camilla and Marc £150

 

 

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Topshop £85

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Haider Ackermann (LN-CC) £122

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Chloe £227

 

 

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Topshop £80

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Asos £45

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Choies £88

ORANGE YOU GLAD TO SEE ME?

Orange is a colour that generally I avoid like the plague. It tends to remind me of my time as the world’s worst waitress at Yo Sushi, constantly tripping over Hare Krishnas in Soho and the headache I get from looking at Kat Slater’s face if I’m hungover. However, orange pops up on the catwalk with alarming regularity, so facing my fears,

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Alexander Wang Rocco bag, Nike trainers – Asos, Antonio Berardi skirt – Net a PorterTopshop Boutique skirt, Christopher Kane t-shirt – farfetch.com, Juicy Couture shorts – Harvey Nichols, Givenchy bracelet – ssense.com, Theory biker jacket – mywardrobe.com, Proenza Schouler PS11 bag – Opening Ceremony, Burberry trench – stylebob.com

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Proenza Schouler a/w 12, Celine s/s 11, Tory Burch a/w 10

As someone who generally prefers black to pretty much everything, it’s definitely going to take me a long time to learn to love orange. Maybe if I tape this to my desk it’ll work like aversion therapy and by the end of the week I’ll be head to toe…